2 COOL 4 U
Height: Taller than you
Weight: More than you
Kids?: No trophies for me thanks
What can I say about me that hasn't already been said? I'm brilliant, awesome and to cool to hang out with you. It's like school, I'm the super popular kid and you're just the that weird dorky person that everyone else laughs at.
Stop reading my page, I didn't invite you here. This isn't for you, it's for all the sexy ladies that want to give me some sweet and tender loving for being just so incredibly awesome and spiff-tacular.
Seriously, stop now. I'm only going to keep talking about myself anyway. What kind of self hating fool keeps coming back for abuse like this? Are you crazy? Ah, you must have some sick stalker love for me. That's cool, I know I am too irresistible for you to turn away from my awe inspiring manliness. But, I don't swing that. Uglies like you need not apply. No fat chicks either.
So go on, leave already, there's nothing more to read here.